Hey if yur a blond guy and you were at Clothing Barn yesterday. You left a bag on my check out counter. I'll give it back if you give me ur number. You'll rember me. You couldn't stop looking stop looking at me. PS that chick you were with is totaly cheetin on you. No way that was yur kid. ERROR

I unno whyoi thiunk you are butI WILL FNJUCKIGN FIND YOU! GIV E BACK MYFUCKING KAY I NEDTO DRIVNE HOM ERROR

we was takin a break from the crowded dance floor. stepped outside to sahre a cig. i had a bean burrito earlier with extra hot saus. pulled from the cig n when i exhaled i farted. i ran away but i realized i was just rly relaxed in the moment with u and felt that i could share anything with u... ERROR

I not a cop. Looking for female who would let me pay them to date them. I am a 5'11'' white male. So average. No criminal record. I can send you a resume. Please respond to this with your name and bank account number for me to forward money to you please. ERROR

SWEAR SOMEONE SAID DOG GOBLIN DIRECTOR WAS GOING TO BE FILMING A MUSIC VIDEO FOR SOME NEW PROJECT! IS THIS REAL? ANYONE HAVE INFO? I NEED TO BE THERE. DOG GOBLIN IV IS ONE OF THEG REATEST FGILMS OF OR GENERATION ERROR

Did u know theres a secret page here? Press ALT + F4 to see it 4 urself ERROR

u were the guy with the cute rat tail and camo shortts, we talked all night and u were going 2 give me ur numbr but the cops showed up :( plz i hope you find this. I will b at the next one too! ERROR

We met yesterday at the library. You sat next to me, wearing the cutest pair of joggers and doc martins. So flirty. That perfume you wore ravished me. I know you noticed me and were too embarrassed...shy...to say hi. Well, hi girl. I swear I saw you blush. I'll be back in my usual spot tomorrow at 3pm. Can't wait to see you there. ~Not to make you more nervous but Imagine me saying this is a deep raspy voice. Mmm. Just like Morgan Freeman. Can't wait girl. ERROR

samira it’s me again. Your phone goes to voicemail when i try to call the number you gave me. I would love 2 take you to dinner this weekend. I’ll try calling you again in a half hour ERROR

is ths for like lost and found? If you wore a red thong with like snake skin print on it that smells like oranges and cheese pizza you left it at the smokem joes bathroom ERROR

I saw Lorenzo just this weekend at that "for the pandas" thing, my mom just called me to tell me he overdosed. Dude, what the fuck? Does anyone know any other info? We went to high school together, my sister dated him for a while. I'm still processing the whole thing but holy shit. That's the second person this year, isn't it?? ERROR

we were chatting near the spitroast goblin thing. u were redheaded angel girl. u told me ur worst fear is actual real goblins. i thought u were just messing with me so i brought a little goblin mask to be cute n scare u. u ran out of the door screaming and this korean guy threw me out. i am so sorry i scared you. i just wanted to apologize ERROR

Calling and paging you for weeks, went to your place in Lakeview and noticed you and Blues are conviently gone. You think you can rip us off and fuck off without consequences? You and your little bitch brother are fucking dead. You better not stop running. I fucking warned you, scumbag. ERROR

Are you looking for love? Are you lost? I met a man two years ago. HE changed my life. Long brown hair. Blue eyes. Scars on his hands and feets. I'd love for you to meet him to. REMEMBERR YOU ARE NOT ALONE. Message me and i can introduce you to him. ~Love Denise. ERROR

hii we met last saturday. you were a messy divorced older guy but you were kinda hot. i looooved your scent but i found out it smells exactly like my brothers 8-in-1 soap? shampoo, conditioner and motor oil?? anyway hit me up ;) -becky ERROR